February 2012
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My favorite bible verse to beat off to:
beckyloves:
mrgoatxvx:
“Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.” -Ezekiel...
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So that Lent thing
Me: So I'm going vegan. That means in addition to my vegetarian diet, no dairy products, eggs or honey.
Granma/mother/father: What? That's crazy? Crazy child. What have we done wrong?
Me:
Me: I'm doing this for Lent.
Granma/mother/father: Oh! Why didn't you say so to begin with? Well done!
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
me: you tryna fuck or what, girl?
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If you’re not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you’re not a...
– Anon (often wrongly attributed to Winston Churchill)
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I am so ready to be done with school.
agentlewoman:
Beyond ready.
Hear hear! :D
Joy is in the ears that hear: Hi there! I'm doing... →
aculleninaway:
I won’t be quoting any individuals in my report, just statistics such as “over half of female users over the age of 16 answered x”. I would really appreciate it if anyone takes the 5 mins to fill this out as it will be so helpful in analysing online speech for my project :)…
1. Age: 20 2. Sex: F 3. Nationality: Lithuanian 4. Languages you speak: English, Lithuanian,...
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Because I haven't slept in 20 hours, that's why.
[The sun has been over-active today, basking my room in way too much light. Hot, eye-searing light. Ubyu sun! *waves a fist at the window*]
The thing is.
I’m ready to give everything.
In general, I’m a giving person. Whatever you want - take it. Just be with me. Don’t leave.
But I know how much people hurt you. So I hold back. A lot. Always. Always holding in. People...
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You need to be well fed, clothed, and housed to have this much time for...
– Girl, Interrupted (via alllinenandcurls)
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Luther: We gotta think about getting you a job
Jenny: What sort of job?
Luther: A 'job' job
Jenny: What, like flipping burgers?
Luther: Yeah, well them burgers ain't gonna flip themselves, are they?
Jenny: For like 2p an hour--who am I, Spongebob?
Luther: I don't know what that is.